Florida Man
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Afinação: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb EbTecla: BCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Intro]
C Am
In Spring weather's warm
F Fm
The sky's a bright blue
G
But Florida man always
G7 C
brings something new.
[Verse 1]
F
Drove his truck off the road
wearing nothin' but briefs
C
With condoms all over
the cops shock'd disbelief
G
They ordered him out-
G7
(it was not a good year)
C
His underwear read-
C7
"Breathalyzer, blow here?"
[Oh no, he did it again]
[Chorus]
G G7
The seasons change slowly down on the sand
C F C
But we're never surprised by ol' Florida Man-
[Pre Verse 2]
C Am
In Florida the summer
F Fm
is hot-sticky wet
G G7
But this Florida man
C
You will never forget
[Verses 2]
F
He hated his neighbor
'cuz of old land disputes
C
Hollered," Run. You damn 'fat ass!"
His John Deere in pursuit
G
Another mom's Florida man
G7
used swords as a threat
C
threw one at the sheriff
C7
Who got, very upset
(Oh no even his mama got into it)
[Chorus]
G G7
The seasons change slowly down on the sand
C F C
But we're never surprised by ol' Florida Man-
C
The leaves in this state
F
Remain just the same
G G7
Just like Florida Man
C
is always to blame.
F
He went for some tacos
He was downing some beer
C
Fell asleep in the drive thru
Quite drunk it appeared
G
His truck caught on fire,
G7
but cops couldn't forsee,
C
When they asked who he was,
C7
He showed taco ID
(What does that even mean?)
[Chorus]
G G7
The seasons change slowly down on the sand
C F C
But we're never surprised by ol' Florida Man-
[Pre Verse 3]
C
In the Florida swamps
F
it's never quite cold
G G7
But winter months there
C
make Florida Man bold.
[Verse 3]
F
Shouting that people
were eating his brain,
C
Cop cruisers lay chase
In the Florida rain.
G
thru fairways and bunkers
G7
'nd then chased into town
C
while a home’s now destroyed
C7
Florida Man is reknown.
(Renowned Idiot more like it)
[Chorus]
G G7
The seasons change slowly down on the sand
C F C
But we're never surprised by ol' Florida Man-
C F C
But we're never surprised by ol' Florida Man-
C F C
ol' Florida Man-
C F C
ol' Florida Man-
C F C
(He tried to close Disenyland…………..Dumb Ass)
How to play Florida Man
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Eb. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.