First Orgasm
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G
It is a thursday
D
I get up early
F#m
it is a challenge
D
I'm usually lazy
G
I make some coffee
D
I eat some rice chex
F#m
and then I sit down
D
to check my inbox
G D
I only read a word or two
F#m D
I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue
G D
The first orgasm of the morning
F#m D
is cold and hard as hell
G D
there won't be any second coming
F#m D
as far as I can tell
G
I arch my back cause
D
I'm very close now
F#m
it's very cold here
D
by the window
G
There are some school kids
D
yelling and running
F#m
I barely notice
D
that I am cumming
G D
The first orgasm of the morning
F#m D
is like a fire drill
G D
it's nice to have a little warning
F#m D
but not enjoyable
F#m E D
I am too busy to have friends
F#m E D
a lover would just complicate my plans
F#m E D
so I will never look for love again
F#m E D
I'm taking matters into my own hands
A F#m D
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
A F#m D
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
G D F#m D
Won't you hold me?
How to play First Orgasm
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is G. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.