Fat Funny Friend
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Intro: Am F C G
Am F C G
Am F
I break the ice
C G
So they don't seem my size
Am F
And I have to be nice
C G
Or I'll be the next punch line
Am F
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood
Movies
C G
Who only exists to continue the story
Am
The girl gets the guy while I'm
F
Standing offscreen
C G
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic Relief
Am F
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy
C G
If I don't answer now, are they still
Gonna need me?
Am F
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm
Pretty
C G
Do they keep me around so their flaws
Just seem silly?
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
I say I'm okay
C G
Cause they wouldn't care anyway
Am F
And I could try to explain
C
But my effort's in vein, they can't
G
Relate to how
Am F
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd
Take the scissors
C G
If that's what it took for me to look
In the mirror
Am F
I've done every diet to make me look
Thinner
C G
So why do I still feel so goddammn
Inferior
Am F
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy
C G
If I don't answer now, are they still
Gonna need me?
Am F
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm
Pretty
C G
Do they keep me around so their flaws
Just seem silly?
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
C
And it's funny when I'm the one who
G
Says let's go to eat
Am
It's fucking funny when I'm asked to go
F
Out on halloween
C G
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my
Body
Am F
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy
C G
If I don't answer now, are they still
Gonna need me?
Am F
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm
Pretty
C G
Do they keep me around so their flaws
Just seem silly?
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd
C
Take the scissors
How to play Fat Funny Friend
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Am. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.