Dress Like A Pirate

G What if I woke up and decided C I wanna dress like a pirate G I'm pretty tired of folding clothes C Every day down at Target Em D G Well maybe someday I'll sail the sea Em D G Glad I woke to write this song Em D G If it makes me enough money Em D G I'll be gone gone gone gone gone G Don't wanna spread any hate C Or do much plunderin to you G Just wanna map that may or may not C Lead me to buried moola Em D G Oh I blame it all on my dad Em D G He'd always urge me to play along Em D G Making movies in the backyard Em D G Oh my heart is too far gone Em D G Well maybe someday I'll sail the sea Em D G Be the hero of my own tale Em D G If I die before then maybe B Em D G I'll reincarnate as a whale C Where's my green flag D7 Where's my go ahead G B Wanna do something Em Crazy before I'm dead C Lots of red flags D7 I'm ignoring them G Don't need a ship Em Guess a raft would be alright instead C Just get me out of here Cm Just get me out of here One day I woke up and decided G C I wanna dress like a pirate G I'm pretty tired of folding clothes C Every day down at Target Em D G Well maybe someday I'll sail that sea Em D G Be the hero of my own life Em D G If it makes me enough money B Em D G I'll finally quit my 9-to-5 Em D G Well just you watch me sail that sea Em D G Glad I woke up to write this song Em D G When it makes me enough money B Em D G I'll be gone gone gone gone gone Em D G Gone gone gone gone gone Em D G B Gone gone gone gone gone ( Em D G ) Gone gone gone gone gone