Drank Too Much
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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Intro]
G G#dim G
[Verse 1]
Cm* Fm*
I went out last night, and I ordered a glass of Vino.
A#* D#
And I was like, "Well done, mature woman… You ordered a glass of Vino."
G#* Fm*
I was with my very good friend Dino.
G G7
Dino is the only name that rhymes with Vino.
[Verse 2]
Cm Fm
We had a drink, then we had another drink,
A# D#
And then we had a break before we had another lots of drinks.
G# Fm
We thought we'd change it up and do some karaoke singing,
Gsus4 G G7*
But when I stood up from my chair, I knew I was absolutely smashed.
[Chorus 1]
Cm
I drank too much
Fm A#
Then I fell down the stairs, and I broke both my shoes,
D# G#
Then I pulled the hand rail off the wall.
Fm Gsus4
Then the bouncer came to me, and he said, 'You have to leave,'
G5* G G7*
And I was like, ‘I'm fine, but thanks for your concern.’
[Verse 3]
Cm Fm
Then I went back up the stairs- well I fell back down the stairs.
A# D#
And then guess what? I fell back down the stairs.
G# Fm
Then Dino said 'You should go home,' and I was like 'No, you are'
Gsus4 G
So I put more lipstick on and went back to the bar
[Chorus 2]
Cm Fm
Where I bought more drinks for all of my friends.
A#
My friends at the bar.
D# G#
I'm giving out drinks like I'm Oprah.
Fm G5
Then the bouncer came to me, and he said, ‘I'm watching you.’
G
And I was like, ‘I'm watching you too.’
[Verse 4]
C#m F#m
I was feeling at my best. I was dancing like Mic Jagger,
B E
Had a wee stain on my dress, and two glasses of Goldschläger.
A F#m
Then the DJ played my song, so I climbed up on the bar,
G#5
And I sang my favorite song, it went:
N.C
*drunken singing*
[Chorus 3]
G#
C#m
I drank too much.
F#m
Then I fell off the bar.
B E A
I Didn't Know I was Pregnant… is my favorite TV show, yeah
F#m G#
Then the bouncer came to me, and he said, ‘I'm kicking you out.’
G# G#
And I was like, ‘No!’ And he was like, ‘Yes.’
G# A
And I was like, ‘You've got the wrong man!’
[Chorus 4]
Dm
I drank too much.
Gm C
Now I'm outside the bar, but it was my choice.
F A#
Nobody tells me what to do.
Gm
Then I thought you know what?
Asus4 A
Now's a good time to send lots of texts-
[Chorus 5]
A# D#m
Shit, where's my phone?!
G#m
Oh, it's in my hand.
C#
So I text my boss, and I said,
F# B
“You're a rubbish boss,” yeah.
G#m A#sus4
But it was predictatext. It said, “Yeah we bugs balloon,”
A#
But she knows what I mean.
[Verse 5]
D#m G#m
Then my tummy did a rumble, I got hunger tunnel vision.
C# F#
Got my eyes on salty-fries and some greasy deep fried chicken.
B G#m
I had twenty p to my name, ‘cause I spent all my cash on booze.
A#m A#
So, when I went into the chicken shop, they said that twenty p won't do.
[Chorus 6]
D#m
So I flashed my boobs.
G#m
They gave me meal number three:
C# F# B
Chicken burger, four wings, and a leg, large fry and a can of Coke.
G#m A#sus4
Yes! My body, my choice. But as I opened the door,
A#
I dropped all my chicken on the floor.
B
I'm not proud, but I still ate it
[Chorus 7]
Em
I drank too much.
Am D
Then I got in an Uber and the driver yelled at me,
G
“Don't be sick in me car!” I said, “I won't be sick in your-”
F
[vomit sounds]
[Chorus 8]
G
Cm
I drank too much.
Fm A#
Then I found my way home, but I lost my keys.
D# G#
So I had to break into my conservatory.
Fm G
This a public warning for those with conservatories:
G7
They're easy to break into when you're drunk.
G#
Nobody's safe.
[Chorus 9]
C#m
I drank too much.
F#m B
Fell asleep on the floor, then when I woke up,
E A
A woman yelled at me, “Get out of my conservatory!”
F#m G#
It's not my house. This isn't my house!
A
Where is my house? Has anybody seen my house?!
A
And where is Dino? Where the hell is Dino?
A
Oh, who am I kidding? Dino isn't real.
Gm Dm
Dino isn't real. Dino isn't real.
A
I made him up, so I don't have to drink on my own.
[Verse 6]
Dm* Gm*
So that morning I had to go work, ‘cause that's what mature women do.
C* F*
Side note: I found my housekeys inside my broken shoe.
A#* Gm*
My boss wanted a word to discuss my drunken text,
A A5 A
And when I went into her office, I blew chunks across her desk.
A#* Dm*
Surprise... I was fired. Adulting is harder than you think.
A5 A
So to commiserate, I'm going for another drink-
N.C.
With Dino-
[Outro]
Dm
Where I'll drink too much!
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