Disproportioned Head
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: CCapotraste: Sem capotraste
As recorded by The Vandals
(From the 2002 Album INTERNET DATING SUPERSTUDS)
[Intro]
C G A C G A B
[Verse 1]
C G A
If my body was twice the size it was
C
Then I might look alright but I don't because
F G C
I've got a disproportioned head
G A
And the people they point and laugh at me and
C
They tell me it's huge cuz honestly -
F G F
I've got a disproportioned head
[Chorus]
Em C
Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big"
Am B C
Cuz I am well aware that you are lying - about my head
[Verse 2]
C G A
It blocks out the sun like a parasol
C
And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll cuz
F G C
I've got a disproportioned head
G A
And I can't make it better with surgery
C G C
So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see
F G C
I've got a disproportioned head
[Chorus]
Em C
Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near
Am B
I'm across the street and I can't hear
Em C
Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried
Am B
They don't really make them in my size
[Guitar Solo]
C G A C G C G A
B Em
[Verse 3]
C G A
And I can only fit in convertible cars
C G C
And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar
F G C
Cuz of my disoproportioned head
G A
And I'd go ahead and end it now
C F G C
If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head
[Outro]
F G C
I've got a disproportioned head
F G C
I've got a disproportioned head
How to play Disproportioned Head
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Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.