David Warmke - Went To The Grocery Store Yesterday
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Afinação: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb EbTecla: BCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Chorus]
C G
Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday
Am F Fadd9
Got Almond milk, Soy Sauce, flat bread and Toilet Paper
C G
Now what’s wrong with this line, tell me, do you know
Am Am7 F
There ain’t no Toilet Paper anymore, now it is Bath Tissue
[Verse 1]
C G
Bought some bath tissue came home and gave it a whirl
Am F
Hot soaking bath used it to scrub my body
C G
Man what a mess took a hour to drain the tub
Am F
This must not be right I’ll have to try this again.
[Verse 2]
C G
Took a hot soaking bath used my wash cloth and soap
Am F
Worked great I Got out and tried drying off with that bath Tissue
C G
WOW, had to vacuum the hole bathroom and me
Am F
This must not be right, I’ll have to try this again
[Chorus]
C G
Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday
Am F Fadd9
Got Almond milk, Soy Sauce, flat bread and Toilet Paper
C G
Now what’s wrong with this line, tell me, do you know
Am Am7 F
There ain’t no Toilet Paper anymore, now it is Bath Tissue
[Verse 3]
C G
Went to Lowes yesterday needed a new gas range
Am F
They didn’t have none, AGAINST THE LAW THEY SAID
C G
Got me Propane Grill and cooking out side
Am F
Kinda hard to cook in the Snow, but at least I am legal
[Verse 4]
C G
Went to buy a new Ford pickup yester day
Am F
They was really expensive, costs hundred grand
C G
Runs on Electricity, got to recharge it every 200 miles
Am Am7 F Fadd9
Can’t pull my boat, but I am Green, actually Fuming Red
[Chorus]
C G
Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday
Am F Fadd9
Got Almond milk, Soy Sauce, flat bread and Toilet Paper
C G
Now what’s wrong with this line, tell me, do you know
Am Am7 F
There ain’t no Toilet Paper anymore, now it is Bath Tissue
[Verse 5]
C G
Springtime went to the track meet yesterday
Am F
Had Boys Girls and others running them races
C G
Not sure what those others were,
Am F
So I asked and said Oh you know there the broke
[Verse 6]
C G
Took my garbage can out yesterday
Am F
Had a sanitation engineer come by and inspect it
C G
Had some old insulation and building scrape in it
Am Am7 F
It failed, started thinking I might could use it as toilet
Fadd9
paper
[Outro]
C G
Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday
Am F Fadd9
Got Almond milk, Soy Sauce, flat bread and Toilet Paper
C G
Now what’s wrong with this line, can you tell me
C Am G
Were are stupid! we keep putting up put up with all
C Fmaj7 Fadd9 G C
this crap
Common Sense ain’t common no more!
How to play David Warmke - Went To The Grocery Store Yesterday
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