Cryptosanta
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: AbCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Intro]
Bbm7 Cm7 Dm7 Em7 x4
[Part 1]
Db Cm Eb
Classified project, moving light
Db Cm Eb
Privately funded silent night
Db Cm Eb
North pole station satellite
Db G Db Eb Ab Db
Red and white laser beams are focusing
Db Eb Ab Db
Converging on a tyrant king
[Bridge 1]
Db
New dimensions!
Db
Full of presents!
Dm
For the children!
Dm
In the trillions!
[Part 2]
Em D
With a little bit of brains
Cm Bm
Maybe we can do away with the lack of candy canes
Bbm
Make Christmas every day
Ab Ebm
Through scientific enterprise, maybe we can open eyes
Db Fm Em
We can revolutionize the way we move merchandise
(It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
Gm Cm
No more naughty, no more nice
Ab Bbm
Just a present and a price
(As seen on TV, as seen on TV, as seen on TV)
Abm Gbm
It's a pillow, it's a pet
Dbm Bbm
It's a miracle it hasn't happened yet
[Part 3]
Cm
Oh god. Something went wrong.
C Em
I can't let you see me like this.
Bbm
I walked through the path of the beam.
Cm7 Bbm Em Bbm
At first I thought I was okay, but overnight my hair turned white.
Cm
I've been gaining weight...
Dm Em
Involuntary spasms, like a bowl full of jelly...
Bbm
Outbursts of laughter...
Cm Dm
We must not tell the shareholders.
Em
That would be bad.
[Part 4]
Fm Eb Fm
Whoa, something to do with DNA
Db Cm Eb
Something to do with gamma rays
Bbm Ab Eb G
White flowing beard won't go away, go away
Db Eb Ab Db
Laser beams from outer space
Ab Eb Ab Db
Converging on my mutant face
[Bridge 2]
Db
New dimensions!
Db
Now I'm presents!
Dm
Like Pandora!
Dm
Oh the horror!
[Part 5]
Fm Bb Eb Ab
Body horror, tendons snapping
Db Gbm B7 C
Ribbons and wrapping, stocking stuffing
F Bb Eb Ab
Skin is sloughing, bones are bowing
Db Gbm
Something is growing
B E C Fm
Something, ohh!
[Coda]
Bb Eb Ab Db
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Gb B
Ohhh
E C
Merry Christmas!
How to play Cryptosanta
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.