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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Verse]
F Bb
Now it’s a proven fact that a human can survive
F Bb
On chicken Top Ramen and Keystone Light
F
And a ‘92 Lincoln’ll fit sideways
C
Through a cattle guard
F
Turns out pre-med redheads
Bb
Are ringers at beer pong
F Bb
And settin’ fire to a straw Resistol
F
Will get you and your buddies escorted face-first
C
Out of the bar
Dm C Bb
And you can hide five guys in the three-foot wide girls’ dorm room closet
F Bb
Some things I learned in college
[Chorus]
C
A few thousand dollars of three percent interest
Bb F
But the money well-spent wasn’t books or tuition
Dm Bb
It was the nights I wasted on a lifetime
C
Of priceless knowledge
F Bb
Since then I’ve never used algebra or even my degree
Dm C
But when it comes to my outside-the-classroom Ph. D.
Bb
I wouldn’t trade anything
F
For the things I learned in college
[Verse]
F Bb
Now, you can cram a four-year degree into fourteen semesters
F Bb
And you should never date the sister of your biology professor
F Bb C
And it’s the undisputed truth Taco Bell tastes better after 2am
Yes it does
F Bb
And evidentially cops don’t seem to find toga parties funny
F Bb
And you find out who your friends are when you need bail money
F
And if you learn a few chords
Bb C
That guitar’s just as good as any wingman
Dm C Bb
And your old man’s advice starts soundin’ a whole lot smarter
Just some things I learned on
[Chorus]
C
A few thousand dollars of three percent interest
Bb F
But the money well-spent wasn’t books or tuition
Dm Bb
It was the nights I wasted on a lifetime
C
Of priceless knowledge
F Bb
Since then I’ve never used algebra or even my degree
Dm C
But when it comes to my outside-the-classroom Ph. D.
Bb
I wouldn’t trade anything
F
For the things I learned in college
[Final Chorus]
F Bb
Since then I’ve never used algebra or even my degree
Dm C
But when it comes to my outside-the-classroom Ph. D.
Bb
I wouldn’t trade anything
F
For the things I learned in college
Bb F
Yeah, the things I learned in college
How to play College
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.