Christmas Shit
View chords used in this chart
Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Verse]
F# G# B A# G#
I spent a long time finding you things
F# G#
Things to give
B A# G#
Things to gift
F# G# B A#
I spent a long time wrapping
G# F# G#
A long time packing
B A# G#
A long time bagging
F# G# B A# G#
But you didn’t give me a chance
F# G# B
Not even letting me know in advance
A
Fuck this Christmas shit
[Chorus]
F# G#
If I had the chance
B
To give you anything
A# G#
You wouldn’t like my gift
F# G# B
I know you wouldn’t even open it
A# G#
Fuck this Christmas shit
F# G# B
I’d give your door a thousands knocks
A# G#
Even if you just got me socks
F# G# B
In cute little red green box
A# G#
Fuck this Christmas shit
[Insturmental]
F# G# B A# G#
F# G# B
A
Fuck this Christmas shit
[Verse]
F# G# B A# G#
I’ll buy you what you like
F# G# B A# G#
Your wants are mine I'm your guy
F# G# B A# G#
I’ll buy you places to cry
F# G# B A# G#
I’ll buy you a really good life
[Bridge]
B
I can't take it you use me
F#
Up like I'm a toy
A#
But I'm alive like its a story
B
I don't have any more
F#
To give you little girl
A#
I’ve already bought you the whole world
B
I let you do this
B
I let this happen
A#
Fuck this Christmas shit
[Chorus]
F# G#
You could call me a grinch
B A#
Because you were a bitch
G# F#
You caused all this conflict
G# B
All this hatred emits
A# G#
Fuck this Christmas shit
F# G#
Soon as time rolls around
B A# G#
You’ll have a big old Christmas frown
F# G# B
You made me look like an unfunny clown
A# G#
Fuck you Christmas bitch
[Verse]
F# G# B A# G#
I spent a long time finding you things
F# G#
Things to give
B
Things to gift
A# G#
(Fuck you christmas bitch)
F# G# B A#
I spent a long time wrapping
G# F# G#
A long time packing
B
A long time bagging
A# G#
(Fuck you christmas bitch)
F#
How to play Christmas Shit
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.