Butch Martin - The Makeup Song
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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Verse]
D G
I met a girl out on the sand I tought That she was something grand,
D A
with her I would want to spend me life.
D G
and like a fool I didn't wait oh no I didn't hesitate,
D A D
asked her right away to be my wife.
G
She answered me so quick and smart I thought that I had won her heart,
D A
brudder was I in for a surprise.
D G
the minute I slipped on that ring she changed so much and that sweet thing,
D A D
became a different girl before my eyes.
[Chorus]
G D
The makeup melted off last night, oh my God what a fright
A D
your some lucky that you wasn't there,
G D
this story that I sing to you I guarrantee that it is true
A D
count your lucky stars you wasn't there.
[Verse]
G
The first night that we got in bed I reached for her and found instead,
D A
a bald spot not her hair so nice and thick.
D G
Oh I could not believe my eyes but that was just my first surprise,
D A D
so many others followed I got sick.
G
Those lovely breasts I longed to touch turned out to be just nuttin much
D A
as she took off her padded underwear.
D G
At least her legs were looking good then I discovered one was wood
D A D
worse thing was she really didn't care.
[Chorus]
G D
The makeup melted off last night,oh my God what a fright
A D
your some lucky that you wasn't there,
G D
this story that I sing to you I guarrantee that it is true
A D
count your lucky stars you wasn't there.
[Verse]
G
Well I jumped up turned on the light just to overcome me fright,
D A
she tried to sooth me with her toothless smile.
D G
She winked at me with her glass eye, I thought that I would surely die
D A D
guess I just went crazy for a while
G
Now by's I hope you listen to me don't be in such a big hurry
D A
when your out a looking for a wife.
D G
Make sure she really does have hair and all her parts are really there
D A D
or youll be doomed to wonder all your life.
[Chorus]
G D
The makeup melted off last night, oh my God what a fright
A D
your some lucky that you wasn't there,
G D
this story that I sing to you I guarrantee dat it is true
A D
count your lucky stars you wasn't there.
[Outro]
A D
I think I'll drink another dozen beer.
How to play Butch Martin - The Makeup Song
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The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.