Bill Collectors Theme Song
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Capo 2
Intro
F Fsus2 F D7sus2 C Csus2 C C Csus2 (2x)
verse 1
F Fsus2 F Fsus2
When I was just a little kid they told me to dream big
C
you can do anything
Csus2 C Csus2
when I got older they told me to stop dreaming
F Fsus2 F Fsus2
start being more realistic, make the coffee do the dishes
C Csus2 C Csus2
but I can't seem to keep my head out of the clouds
F Fsus2
cause whats the point of living life
F Fsus2
to work until I die
C Csus2 C Csus2
That can't be it and if it is then I want out
F Fsus2 F Fsus2
and honestly I never had a dream of getting older
C Csus2 C Csus2
but here I am what can I do about it, tell me what to do about it now
Bridge
Am7 D7sus2 C Csus2 C Cadd2/E
Cause I never wanted to be every single stereotype of a white middle class 20-something pissed at the economy
Am7 D7sus2 E Am Fsus2
I never meant to be the epitome of a quarter life crisis and being a junkie didn't live up to the hype
Solo
During the mandolin solo the guitar plays through the intro again:
F Fsus2 F D7sus2 C Csus2 C C Csus2 (2x)
verse 2
F Fsus2 F Fsus2
When I was just a little kid they told me I was special
C Csus2 C Csus2
Then I grew up and found out they told that to every single one of us
F Fsus2 F Fsus2
get addicted to our drugs then go away to universities
C Csus2 C Csus2
where we'll sell you dreams then make you work for free
F Fsus2 F Fsus2
They handed us an economy thats destined us for poverty
C Csus2 C Csus2
then have the nerve to call us soft and lazy for complaining
F Fsus F Fsus2
cause they're from a generation where you could be what you wanted to be
C Csus2 C C F
but baby I'm a 90's kid, only 90's kids will understand this
Chorus
Listen to song for strumming pattern as it changes here. I'm also doing a lot of blank percussive
noises in between the chords
(hits)
F x3 C x3 E x3 Am x3
F x3 C x3 E x3 Am x3
F C E Am Am7
got bill collectors calling us to pay back student loans
F C E Am Am7
but they can't ever find us if we throw away our phones
(Palm muted)
F C E Am Am7
then we can sit in diners, drinking coffee smoking cigarettes outside
F C E Am Am7
look in each others' eyes without cell phone lights to hide behind and
(hits)
F C E Am Am7
we can just kick off our shoes and make these sidewalks home
F C E Am Am7
we'll write songs and sing for food and we'll never be alone
(strummed)
F C E Am Am7
never be alone, never be alone, never be alone when we're with friends
Outro
F Fsus2 F Fsus2
and we'll never owe shit to anyone else
F Fsus2 F Fsus2
no we'll never owe shit to anyone else
F Fsus2 F Fsus2
no we'll never owe shit to anyone else
F Fsus2 F
no we'll never owe shit to anyone
C E Am Am7
How to play Bill Collectors Theme Song
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is F. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.