Artist
View chords used in this chart
D|----------3--3~--7--7~--8--8~--10--10~
A|----------3--3~--7--7~--8--8~--10--10~
E|----------1--1~--5--5~--6--6~--8----8~~
Play this all the way down to the solo...
On a tuesday afternoon, My mom came into my room
And said get the f**k up otta bed, And get a god d**m job
So I told her hey f**k you mom, And threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the cunt, So I slammed the door in her face
And said don't barge in my room, Or I'll kick you @$$ and call the cops
And tell them I'm abused, And you'll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in vail, No one to post your bail
Cuz daddy loves me more, He says that you're a...
<<for the solo stay in the same pattern with the chords, just alittle
different>>
<<then play the same chords for the chorus with these words>>
Your worthless, your lazy, your stupid, alittle over weight.
Now give me twenty bucks.
No make it fifty bucks.
<<then a bass solo with the same notes>>
<<then play softly the chords with these lyrics>>
Now mom writes me letters, i write return to sender
Let her rot in her cell, I watch the dogs mate on her bed
So sorry mommy I had to pawn,the china, silver, and all your jewelry
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes..
Like you
<<then repeat chorus and then just play those chords for alittle longer and
say a bunch of jumble. end it on B# THAT'S IT HAVE FUN!!! ANY COMMENTS
WRITE!>>
How to play Artist
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is D. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.