All Your Kayfabe Friends
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: BCapotraste: Sem capotraste
May not be 100% accurate, done by ear
[Intro]
G
[Verse 1]
B
Word is you slept in a weird position
G#m A
And your back and your shoulders are aching
B
I say my stomach is chewing its way out from the inside
G#m D#m
'Cause I've gone three days now without eating
B G#m A
I died on a cross-trainer, getting in shape for you
B G# F# E F#
I fell at the first hurdle, you tell me I always do
C#m E F# C#m
You asked if I'd be anyone from history
C# F# C#m
Fact or fiction, dead or alive
E F# C#m C# D
I said, "I'd be Tony Cascarino, circa 1995"
[Chorus]
E B E
We're feeling so much more content
B E
Knowing where our allegiances lie
B F# E B
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I
B G#m A B G#m D#m
[Verse 2]
B G#m
The time we spent around each others' waists
A
The time spent expressing my distaste
B
With my eyes on a lightbulb
F# E
I choose to keep your birthday present for myself
F#
Blow candles, your ill health
E
I'm being paid thirty-five pounds an hour
G# E
As a specialist foot fetish model
B
Flatter my arches, I pirouette for them
G# F#
I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail
C#m E F# C# B F#
You think you're the needle that drains the blood donation
C# C#m E F# C# B
You're just a repetition on an old, worn-out pin cushion
D
[Chorus]
E B E
We're feeling so much more content
B E
Knowing where our allegiances lie
B F# E B
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I
[Bridge]
F#
As the bus pulls away, I stare at the last field
E B
Before we hit the city, that emotional minefield
F#
I seduced your ex-boyfriend to help you get over him
E B
You found him more attractive, it helped you get over me
D
F D
[Chorus]
E B E
We're feeling so much more content
B E
Knowing where our allegiances lie
B F# E B
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I
[Outro]
F#
In the shower, I chew the soap bar
E B
From the plastic, the morning after
F#
I love the look of empathy in your eyes
E B
I love the look of lust between your thighs
E G#m E B E F# E B E G#m E B E F#
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