Zombie Love Song

Intro: Em C G D Em You don't know me baby but I've seen you around C It might be kind of crazy but I'm just new in town G And now I wonder what you'd think if I said hey look D I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook Em Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to C Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you G You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly D But honestly I'm sort of a zombie Em I knew you'd be surprised You can bet that I C May not be alive but I sure as hell ain't dead inside G What's with the shotty I ain't wishing you harm D You see I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm Em Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true C But if my heart were still beating it would beat for you G So let me take you to Wendy's You deserve it D Yeah I'm a zombie baby Ain't nobody perfect Em C I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains Em C I've never been so true but if my heart were still beating it would beat for you G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains Em Baby sometimes I bite and you can bet C That I've got an appetite for human flesh G I'll always be near though You'll have to accept that D When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected Em Cause I fell in love with you and I'm C Undead but you make me feel alive G And when I chase you through the graveyard D It feels like foreplay Feels like foreplay Em If I'm lying I'm dying and I speak truly C When I say I love your mind I'll take brains over beauty G We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie D When I teach you how to zombie teach you teach you how to zombie Em And errbody love you and you can sing along C to this post-apocalyptic postmortem love song G So give me a chance girl You know I'll be worth it D Yeah I'm a zombie baby Ain't nobody perfect Em C I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains Em C I've never been so true but if my heart were still beating it would beat for you G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains Em C G D Brains Brains Brains Em C G D Brains Brains Brains Em C I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains Em C I've never been so true but if my heart were still beating it would beat for you G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains