Your Man Is Gay

C/G It's pert' near 12 O'clock Dm Do yo know where you husband is? Dm7 G You don't know where he's run off to G7 C And you don't know who's he runnin with C/G You say he never holds you tight Dm And he hangs out at that spot each night Dm7 G You wait up for him but he don't show G7 C Well darlin', there's smoethign you should know [Refrão] F Your man is gay As a goose, darlin' (?) C Asus4 A7 Gay, and that's the truth darlin Dm7 G C I hate to break the news to you this way F But, your man is gay As a donned apparel. C Asus4 A7 Gay, he's a flamin' arrow Dm7 G heads up, babe, your man is gay. C/G You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines Dm He likes antiques and french cuisine Dm7 G Well darlin, don't you know what all this means G7 C He's runnin' low on tostesterine C/G His favorite part of the super bowl Dm Is the locker room interviews Dm7 G Well just add 2 and 2, G7 Hey darlin', it's time you got a clue Chorus