You Dont Like Me

F A D G I know what you're thinking D/F# G A D I can read your mind F A D G In your thoughts it's obvious D/F# G A D You don't like me G From across a crowded room You can feel me staring D And you know that I can see How it is F#m There's so much pleasure to be had Bm From mystery and secret plans G But you don't like me A 'cause I can read your mind F A D G I can see the future D/F# G A D Like it's in the past F A D G You will never be my friend D/F# G A D You don't like me F A D G I know what you're thinking D/F# G A D I can read your mind F A D G In your thoughts it's obvious D/F# G A D You don't like me D D/F# G You like ci---garettes D/F# G Swimming laps D/F# G D/F# G Potato chips, Battleship A D Cats And Court TV D D/F# G You like sha---dow puppets D/F# G Woody Harrelson D/F# G Reading in the bath D/F# G A Nirvana and baseball caps F A D G You can hear me talking D/F# G A D Right up till I stop F A D G When I do, I'm gone to you D/F# G A D But you were always there G I can hear the friendly words Of advice that I'd be offered D If I had a friend To offer me advice F#m I'd be told to let it go Bm And that I care to much G But this is not about me A And you don't want to know F A D G I can see the future D/F# G A D Like it's in the past F A D G You will never be my friend D/F# G A D You don't like me D D/F# G You like Bollywood D/F# G Snowmachines D/F# G D/F# G Daguerreotypes, beauty contests A D And cruise control D D/F# G You like booster rockets D/F# G Cutting with a fork D/F# G Terminator 2 D/F# G A D The morning and William Tell