Women Gotta Stick Together

C Women gotta stick together G7 Each and every day Dm G7 Women gotta stick together Gm7 C7 In each and every way F Females helping females Em7 A7 For the greater good Dm G Sisters helpin' sisters Dm G C That's called sisterhood! F C Women have the power G C The power to make a change F C Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows G C And those jeans should be exchanged You really need a size up! Em Am Some girls are born tall and thin Em Am And some are short and fat Dm This girl smells like sausages G But there's nothing wrong with that! C Women gotta stick together G7 All across this land Dm G7 Except Denise Martinez Gm7 C7 That bitch I cannot stand C7 Oh, hey, Denise! C7 Hey, girl! F Females helpin' females Em7 A7 Like this girl here with the blotchy face Dm G She banged her best friend's boyfriend Dm G C In the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place C What? C Oh, you didn't know? F C So let's all spread this message Dm C Like Caitlin spreads disease F C 'Cause a change is coming faster Dm G Than Ashley drops to her knees F C Together we can clear these hurdles Dm C Except Marissa 'cause she's four-foot-eight F C We can climb every mountain Dm G If the rope can support Haley's weight D Women gotta stick together A Do everything we can Em A So if some weird troll named Rebecca moves here from New York and is all up on my boyfriend I'm gonna Am D Lend her a helping hand! G Women gotta stick together F#m B And tell each other the truth— Em A The truth is you're all fat sluts Em7 A D And that's called sisterhood