Whiteness Thy Name Is Meltonian

G C G C Wait for me in sunny orchards; back of beyond G C G C I’m hoping for directions from the Slough of Despond G C G C Sonia Lannaman sleeps with the fishes tonight G C G C And we’ll make love to Duck Stab and it’ll be alright. F E Am G F “I need this life just like I need luminous strides” C E F G F Said Harry the Dog to the copper. G C G C I’m the evil fairground worker in a town near you G C G C Let me on your moped – I can see it’s built for two F E Am G F I let Dwight Stones attempt a Fosbury over my head C E F G F I want to live ‘till I die. G C G C Like a distinguished lady whipping the top off an egg G C G C I’ll throw your tyre ‘round a lamp-post as a tribute to youth. F E Am G F My my, Meltonian what would I do without you? C E F G F C The cemetery’s full of indispensable cobblers. Bb F C Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la Bb F C Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la Bb F C Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la Bb F C Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la Bb F C Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la Bb F C Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la.