White Trash X-mas

Intro is a country riff played on [G][C][D] Riff 1 -|--------------------------------------------------- -|--------------------------------------------------- -|--------------------------------------------------- -|--5--5--x--5--5--x--5--5--x--3--4--5--------------- -|--5--5--x--5--5--x--5--5--x--3--4--5--------------- -|--3--3--x--3--3--x--3--3--x--1--2--3--------------- Verse [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [G]My trailers double wide [F] so Santa can't [F#] miss it [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Christmas [hold] I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year! {chorus 1} [C] My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe [G] he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo [C] my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed [D] that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test! [C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear [G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1) Verse [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [G]I'm asking you Santa to [F]please [F#]forgive us [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [hold] I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year! {chorus 2} [C] my wife's got a tattoo of Elvis on her ass [G] She used to be skinny now she looks like Mama Cass [C] her butt is lots bigger than a when she was young [D] Now her Elvis tattoo looks like Elton JOhn! [C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear [G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year.(riff 1)