What'll I Tell Virginia

C F C It’s an awful surprise to open your eyes F C G7 To wake up in some strange bed C F C Now I don’t recall how I got here at all F G7 The tequila went to my head Am C Some senorita took a liking to me F G7 But that was three days ago F C What’ll I tell Virginia G7 C When I get home from Mexico F C I guess I could say I was kidnapped G7 C And I fooled ’em and I got away F C Maybe I lost my memory G7 C Just got it back today Am C But I don’t know if my lying will show F G7 She’ll look in my eyes and she’ll know F C What’ll I tell Virginia G7 C When I get home from Mexico F C It’s not easy to hold the car on the road F C G7 But I’m trying my best to be brave C F C My eyes are all red got an ache in my head F G7 I wish I had time to shave Am C The first thing in my mind was the last minute lines F G7 There’s something worth saying I know F C What’ll I tell Virginia G7 C When I get home from Mexico F C I guess I could say I was kidnapped G7 C And I fooled ’em and I got away F C Maybe I lost my memory G7 C Just got it back today Am C But I don’t know if my lying will show F G7 She’ll look in my eyes and she’ll know F C What’ll I tell Virginia G7 C When I get home from Mexico F C Oh what’ll I tell Virginia G7 C When I get home from Mexico