Welcome to the cheap seats

(G) Laugh when he jokes (D) slap him (Am) when he chokes (Em) Its time (C) to give (G) up the smokes (D)..(C) Laugh when he cries, dont wipe his eyes Take the wine from the swine And remind him of his crimes. Oh in another world , yeah he could wear a dress Oh in another world , yeah he could wear a dress Imagine his suprise when he opened his eyes And I ran the lawnmower over his thighs Imagine the disturbance , At the time of the ocuurance When his life became a burden we laughed at his cries Oh etc Oh etc Welcome to the cheap seats welcome to the cheap seats... This rythm figure works for all verses and the chorus. The violins In the background initially play. e------------------------------- B--------------------3-3-3------ REPEAT 3 TIMES. G---0-2-4----0-2-4-------------- h h h h e------------------------------- B---3-1-0----3-1-0-------------- REPEAT 3 TIMES. G--------------------2-0-2------ p p p p The other bits the violins play are'nt difficult to work out. The song sounds great if you give it a good thrashing. If youve never heard the song the timing goes something like. e--3---333----2---222---0---000------------ B--3---333----3---333---1---111------------ G--0---000----2---222---2---222------------ D--0---000----0---000---2---222------------ A--2---222--------------0---000------------ ^ ^^^ ^ ^^^ ^ ^^^ Laugh when he jokes slap him when ...etc Its a bit of march 1-2-3 . 3/4 time maybe, Im no expert. Well hope you enjot it. Ray _____+++ *** | **** | **** + / *** | | | | | *** + | []**| | | | | | | | |**[] | []* | | | | | | | | | *[] ****^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^**** **** __|__ **** *** \___/ *** *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Newcastle. A river. A castle . A proper university.