Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

[Intro: ] C Na na na na na na na na verse 1 C Am You know I used to be a bad girl G F C Am G F I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom C Am G F Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club C Am G F C Am G But now I know my right wing from my wrong F Yeah, yeah C Am G F I really used to be a bad girl C Am G F I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend, Tom C Am G F I know I used to be a real wild child Em F But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom [Refrão]C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom C G# G F Na na na na na na verse 2 C Am G F Really used to be a bad girl C Am G F I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong C Am G F I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do C Am G F But now I'm different, now I sing a new song C Am G F I really used to be a bad girl C Am G F I got gang banged in the bathroom at my high school prom C Am G F Yes, I used to be a real wild child Em F But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom [Refrão]C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom Interlude C F Dm F Bridge C F Where do all the porn stars go? Dm F When the lights go down? C F I wonder where all the porn stars go Dm F C# 'Cause when you need one they are never around C F I think they moved out to the suburbs Dm F And now they're blonde, bland, middle class, Republican wives C F They all have blonde, bland, middle class, Republican children Dm F C# Blonde, bland, middle class Republican lives C F Where do all the porn stars go? Dm F C# When the lights go down? C F I think I know where all the porn stars go Dm F C# They've all become Volvo driving soccer moms [Refrão]C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom C G# Na na na na na na G F Volvo driving soccer mom Outro C Na na na na na na na na C Volvo driving soccer mom