Voldemort Is Awesome

G You know the first time that you tried to kill Harry G My dad told me it was really scary C G We did not know if you ever were going to come back to us G Your people G When the curse reversed it hurt you real bad G Some jerks were happy G No, they were not sad C They said, "Hooray C There's no way he's okay C G Yeah I think he has gone away G Far away G There to stay G Oh hooray" C D G They didn't know that you were freakin' awesome C D G Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome C D G C 'Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about C It won't take that much longer Am D You're getting stronger every day G And now those jerks are worried that you're coming back, yeah G They're afraid that you will attack and C G I know you will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers G And now it looks like you'll be back in your place G My dad was so glad he didn't punch me in the face C He said, "Hooray C He's okay C Oh Voldaya C G Yeah, I think he is back to stay G Praise the day G I am gay G Oh hooray" C D G Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome C D G Don't you know that I want to be freakin' awesome too? C D Won't you do me a solid G C And share with me your knowledge C It won't take that longer Am D I could get stronger every dayyyyy yeah D So much stronger G Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes G I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is C I just wanna live forever C So's we can be together G And show everyone else something more to do too G Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes G I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is C I just wanna live forever C So's we can be together G And show everyone else something more to do too