Tired Of Getting My Butt Kicked

[INTRO: ]A A E I was cuttin' a rug down the club Juanita A With a pretty little thing that couldn't have been any sweeter D When in walked a man she explained was up to his old tricks A E A I'm just danged sure tired of gettin' my butt kicked So the police came and somehow the whole thing became my fault Well they took me downtown and deposited me in a steel vault And a jailor sat there playin' this song on his armpit I'm just dang sure tired of gettin' my butt kicked BRIDGE: D Well my boss and my lawyer and the IRS A All ganged up to make one big mess D It's a government conspiracy to ruin my life E E7 And did I forget to mention my ex-wife Well my car broke down the mechanic just sat there smilin' I could see he was plannin' just a little trip down to the islands He took all my dough and didn't even get my old car fixed I'm just danged sure tired of gettin' my butt kicked SOLO: A E D A E A BRIDGE You know when I die I know I'm gonna fly to glory And I'll stand up tall and tell St. Peter my story But with my bad luck the Lord won't be lettin' me know His I'm just danged sure tired of gettin' my butt kicked A E A Yeah I'm sick and tired fed-up with gettin' my butt kicked OUTRO: A E A Can also play with a Capo on II. Subsequent chords: A = G E = D D = C