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Three Tenors - Tripod

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Primeiro acorde: D 7 acordes identificados
Ocultar tablatura
 
Play this a few times:
D-------0-2-0-------
A-0-2-4-------4-2-0-
E-------------------
 
(Tenors warming up, same notes as above)
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
 
Kermit: Scooter, Scooter! Go and get The Three Tenors,
they're on in two minutes.
 
Scooter: (knocks)Two muinutes Mr Pavarot, er, Mr Plac, er Mr Tenors
 
Placibo: Scooter, close the door. Here, here, sit on my lap. You furry four
eyed munchkin! I cannot resist you!
 
Another Tenor: Placibo! Not now.
You can't leave him in a room with a puppet for one second!
Ah, remember the Seseme Street incident.
 
Scooter: Er, I'll just tell Kermit you're ready
 
Kermit: It's The Muppet Show! And here now on stage singing Aria Sixteen from Tossanini-
 
Floyd: Ah, Kermit?
 
K: Yeah Floyd?
 
Floyd: We can't play this Oprah crap!
 
K: Well what can you do?
 
Floyd: Well I've got, all I've got is a Jewl song book.
 
K: Jewl, oh, OK then.
 
(Tenors stert to sing)
 
A E
I've never met, a man-ah like-ah you before
F#m C#m
You make me feel like a woman
D A Bm E
Oh and you touch my long blond hair, and read my poetry, the things you do to me
A E F#m A
I'm a young attractive blond who sing country songs
D A E
To a lonesome country girl this city is tough
A C#m F#m C#m D
It's all about the music, stop looking at my cleavage
A E A
Unlike Kasey Chambers I am pretty enough, I am pretty enough.
(keep stumming A and D)
Kermit, are we getting away with this?
 
K: Absolutely!
 
Old Heckler: Hey Stavler. Why are there three fat men pretending to be a blond woman?
 
Stavler: Ah, 'cause their fat? Ha ha ha ha ha. What?
 
Miss Piggy: Hey, you can't sing about being blond! There's only one blond on this show: Moi,
Miss Piggy, that's right, Miss Piggy
A E
I've never met a frog like you before
F#m C#m
You made me feel like a pig slash woman
D A Bm
When you point your duel resolution I triple E 1 3 9 4 P C video camera at me
E
It's extasy
(keep stumming A and D)
Tenor: Did he get a nice shot of your kankles?
 
MP: What!?
 
Tenor: You know, the fatty deposites between the foot an the calf.
 
MP: WHAT?!!
 
Tenor: You know, the wrinkley, bulbous, fatty, discusting-
 
MP: Alright, that's it oprah boy, HI-YA!
 
K:Oh no! We've only got two tenors!
 
MP: HI-YA!
 
K: Oh we've only got one left!
 
MP: HI-YA!
 
K: We're all out of tenors! We've gotta find someone with extensive
experience working with puppets-
 
Scod & Yon: C'mon Gatesy
 
Gatesy: No no no, it was a long time ago
 
Scod: Gatesy we know you can do it mate
 
Gatesy: No no way it was a long time a-(sucks it in)
 
Billabonga!
A E F#m C#m
I'm a young magical swagman with a pet bunyip
D A E
If you've seen that show it was a bit of a farce
A E F#m C#m
I was young I was in love I needed the money
D A E
When you're in the public eye your past always bites you on the arse
A______________
Bites you on the a___________rse

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