Thorazine Shuffle

Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste [Intro] E A B E A B [Verse 1] E A B Well Johnny was a kid, he grew up in the city E A B His mother was a drunk and his dad had lots of money E A B And when he was eighteen, he took a baseball bat (That was a Louisville Slugger) E A B And smashed out all the windows, of his dad's Cadillac (That was a Coupe Deville) E A B They said that he was mental, and locked him up for observation (Standard operatin procedure a case like this) E A B They took away his bat, and gave him heavy medication E A B We're talking major tranquilizers at 6 and 8 and 10 E A B You know he used to be a slugger, but he'll never swing again [Chorus] E A B 'Cause he's doing the shuffle, the Thorazine Shuffle. E A B He's doing the shuffle wo-oa-oa-oh, the Thorazine Shuffle. [Verse 2] E A B Well now he met a girl in there, by the name of Frankie Lane ("Hi") E A B She had a thought disorder, and she lived in constant pain ("Auw") E A B 'Cause when she'd try to speak, nothing came out right E A B But she could really do the shuffle, so they did it every night E A B They shuffled in the kitchen (clang clang,)they shuffled in the hall, (tshj thsj) E A B They shuffled to the telephone (brr brr), they shuffled through the call (muttering) E A B They shuffled by the nurse's desk, and in the patient lounge E A B They shuffled in the quiet room -(-pause full 8 beats-)- when no one was around [Chorus] E A B And they were doing the shuffle, the Thorazine Shuffle E A B They were doing the shuffle wo-oa-oa-oh, the Thorazine Shuffle [Verse 3] E A B Well now they're great big brown pills, and they look like M&M's E A B They won't melt in your mouth and they won't melt in your hand E A B They melt down in your stomach, and they end up on your mind E A B Is everybody ready? 'Cause it's medication time E A B Well now you take your right arm, and you shake it all around E A B And then you open up your mouth, and you drool on the ground E A B And then you try to speak, but you just mumble a lot E A B So you hold on to your head, 'cause it's the only one you've got. [Chorus] E A B And then you're doing the shuffle, the Thorazine Shuffle E A B You're doing the shuffle wo-oa-oa-oh, oh the Thorazine Shuffle E A B KAYAK-A-KAY-KAY-EM E A B KAYAK-A-KAY-KAY-EM E A B (2X) (snapping with beat) [Verse 4] E A B Well isn't it a pity, oh isn't it too bad E A D It's back to reality for Johnny, it's back to mom and dad (Hello son you look good) E A E Yeah Johnny's on the street now, so if you see him tell him 'hi' (Hey Johnny) E A B But I won't be too surprised if Johnny don't reply (you see he's got his sunglasses on) [Chorus] E A B And he's doing the shuffle, the Thorazine Shuffle E A B He's doing the shuffle wo-oa-oa-oh the Thorazine Shuffle E A B KAYAK-A-KAY-KAY-EM E A B KAYAK-A-KAY-KAY-EM E (ending sounds)