Things To Ruin

Intro D E7 D x2 [Verso 1] D F#m F#m Bm We were watching "Dont Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead" Bm D Then she fell asleep on my arm Bm A She fell asleep on my arm D F#m Her head is cuddled on my elbow F#m Bm Were huddled on my bed Bm D I forgot to set the alarm Bm G And shes asleep on my arm D E7 D x2 [Verso 2] D Dont want to wake her F#m Well I want to F#m Bm I just dont think that I should Bm D And I guess thats part of my charm Bm A That I let her sleep on my arm D F#m It sorta hurts, but I dont care F#m Bm Because her hair smells killer good E And I would move if I could [Refrão] Em Nah I think Ill stay because shell cook me breakfast A5 D And I wont have to pay for cafeteria food C And in the morning when Im an evil bastard A5 D Shes always in a good mood Em G And I think Ill stay because I work for her father E7 G#dim And moving would be too much of a bother Bb Fm Gm7 Fsus2 ({D}) So its easier just to keep her asleep on my arm D E7 D x2 [Verso 3] D F#m I gave away my dog F#m Bm Shes allergic to pets Bm D Still I let her sleep on my arm Bm A Why do I let her sleep on my arm? Bm Im getting antsy A5 D Bm Cant she move so I can go for cigarettes? E Yknow, who cares if it upsets F# Dude, just get up without regrets [Refrão] Em Yeah, I could move cause shes so cheap A5 D She makes me mow the lawn and fix the sink C And I do it like a wuss, man D D5 Em So because of that I think that I better stay G Em G To prove that Im not weak E G#dim E G#dim And if I wake her up then well have to speak Bb Fm Bb Fm Bb Im such a geek how I critique and freaking fret Fm Bb Fm Ah fuck, forget it, please Bb Fm Gm Fsus2 Its easier just to leave her asleep on my arm D E7 D x2 [Ponte] Bm Im starting to get all pins and needles Bm Fuzzy, wuzzy, prickly Bm D Because shes asleep on my arm Bm D Been asleep too long on my arm F#m What used to feel like warm and cozy has now turned pretty quickly F# Into wrenching pain and crickly Em G Em G And Im getting up because Im being held back Em G Em G And theres a weight attached, the bone's gonna crack E G#dim E G#dim And its no big deal, its nothing profound E G#dim E G#dim Just gonna sift and shift my weight around D F# Just rearrange and change the situation D {E} Into something thats new Outro N.C. Ah, screw it {D} It doesnt hurt that bad {Asus2} And shes sort of occasionally rad Bsus2 F# Bm D {G#m7b5} She puts up with crap that nobody else would allow {Bm7} And she likes to sleep on my arm {D5} She deserves to sleep on my arm Bb F G So Ill let her sleep on my arm N.C. For now D E7 D x2