Them's The Vagaries

A E You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently D A E Those corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again. A E Say, hello spinal curvature get used to the mirthless furniture D A E Now we've kissed I've written this list I thought you ought to know. A E Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries D A E Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries. A Well I'll not sit backwards on the train E I can't say I'll always flush the chain D A E And what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests. A E Prepare to lose your dignity as I ride to victory D A E Down the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all. Bb Gm C D Ancient pack horse bridges we'll avoid Eb Cm D Marajuana bores must be destroyed. A E Bin men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes not so octopus D A E Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there. A E No way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent D A E It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band. A E Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries D A E Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries. A Oh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot E Sheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot D A E You point to finches in my yard and you ask "what's them things there?" A E Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries D A E Them's the aviaries and I've been saving these things just for you A E A E A E A For you, for you, for you.