The Stocking Song

Intro: D D A D So you say you like candy canes G All the ladies do Bm Candy canes were meant for sucking G So don't you think about trying to chew D How about a little eggnog G I got a homemade recipe Bm You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog G A Even though it's alcohol-free D G I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year Bm Gonna fill it up nice and tight G A Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight D G I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year Bm Gonna fill it up with all I got G A Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot D D A D I know you like your toys, girl G I got toys to fulfill your needs Bm The kind that only use double D batteries G And run at variable speeds D Gonna stuff it with an iPhone G All I ask is some tit for tat Bm If you could memorize the Kama Sutra G A Heck, they probably make an app for that! Baby D G I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year Bm Gonna fill it to the tippy top G Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in... Take it all out... stuff it back in A You're never gonna want me to stop D G I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year With holiday love and romance Bm G A D A I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance