The Pub With No Wifi

[Verso 1] D G D I walked into a pub one night, down in County Clare, D E A Ordered up a pint of stout and sank into a chair, G D Bm I reached into me pocket for a scroll up on me phone, G A D but the signal there was weaker than me grand as old trombone. [Refrão] G D Oh, the pub with no Wi-Fi, sure, what a tragedy, G A Had to talk to real people, what a catastrophe, D Bm We laughed and we sang till the whole place shook, G A D D Turns out life's not too bad when you look up from your phone. [Verso 2] D G D There was Sheamus telling stories that got taller by the minute, D E A And Mary dancing reels like the devil had got in it, G D Bm Old Patty played the fiddle like it owed him half a crown, G A D While I forgot me Instagram and passed the Guinness down. [Refrão] G D Oh, the pub with no Wi-Fi, sure, what a tragedy, G A Had to talk to real people, what a catastrophe, D Bm We laughed and we sang till the whole place shook, G A D D Turns out life's not too bad when you look up from your phone. [Ponte] G D No selfies, no hashtags, no checking who liked what, G D Just a crowd of mad eejits its giving everything they've got, G D Bm And when the night was over and I stumbled out the door, G A D D I swore I'd lose me signal every night forever more. [Verso 3] G D All above with no Wi-Fi, now it's pure therapy, G A Where the craic is mighty and the drinks are flowing free, D A Bm If you're ever feeling lonely or your battery is low, G A D D Head down to that pub and let the real connections grow. Outro N.C. Oh, the pub with no Wi-Fi, sure, what a tragedy, G A Had to talk to real people, what a catastrophe, D Bm We laughed and we sang till the whole place shook, G A D D D Turns out life's not too bad when you look up from your phone.