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[Verso 1]
G C
Yeah I was drunk, and I admit it
And if you aint been there yourself,
you might not get it.
Just one of them nights
nothing better to do
I was a little too loud
And a little too rowdy too.
[Verso 2]
G C
Yeah I was drunk,and I admit it
So I probably didnt hear old Norman
When he told me to quit it.
I just kept going
Thinking I was cool.
G
All of a sudden
Im flying backwards off that stool.
Narrative N/C
I interrupt this song to bring you an important message.
You see,Norman was a huge grizzly bear of a man,
He looked kinda like a lumberjack.
He had a long ugly scar that ran from the
Corner of his eye and buried itself in
His coal black beard. He was so big he could
Stand in front of a window and make the whole
Room go dark. heard hed been an all American football
Player, a professional wrestler,an MMA champion,and most
Recently,a hit man for the Russian Mafia
Actually, just made that last part up.
Anyway,he owned that bar,and being the owner of a small
Business like that,he was also the bartender,the the doorman,
The dishwasher,the chief financial officer and in this
Particular case,the bouncer. Well the last thing I
Remember seeing before flying backwards off the
Aforementioned stool was Normans enormous fist,
Which I estimated to be at least twenty inches across,
Traveling at over a thousand miles an hour.
I now return you to the song already in progress.
[Refrão]
G C
I saw bright lights and stars
As the floor rushed up to meet me
But I never saw old Norman
As his boots came up to greet me
There was blood and beer mixed with my tears
And what else heaven knows
That was the night
Old Norman broke my nose.
[Verso 3]
G C
I was on the floor searching for the door
Then up come Norman just itching
To give me more.
But Id had enough.Tried to tell him so.
Pretty sure I cried and
D G
Begged him to let me go
[Verso 4]
G C
Well Im still not sure how I got away.
But next thing I know
Im coming to the next day.
I couldnt move, I couldnt speak
Both eyes swolled shut
D G
I couldnt see for a week.
Narrative
N.C.
I interrupt this song again to bring you another important message
Looking back, I cant be totally sure old Norman was the only
One responsible for my demise. dont have any idea how many
Pairs of boots were stomping me,how many beer mugs were busted
Across my head,or how many pool cues pummeled my nearly lifeless body.
The only thing I am certain of is there was more than enough of each
To get the job done. So my advice to all you macho cowboys out there
Who think youre invincible after a few adult beverages,
Spoiler alert! You aint. So if one night youre
Feeling particularly froggy, you see a mountain of a man
Coming toward you with his fists clenched,snarling like a
Mad dog,giving you the stink eye, drop whatever youre doing,
Run like hell for the exit,dont stop till youre in the
Next county,and for Gods sake, dont slow down. He
Might be gaining on you. Youll thank me for this later.
I now return you to the song already in progress.
[Refrão]
G C
I saw bright lights and stars
As the floor rushed up to meet me
But I never saw old Norman
As his boots came up to greet me.
There was blood and beer mixed with my tears
And what else heaven knows.
That was the night
Old Norman broke my nose
Tag:
That was the night
Old Norman broke my nose.