The More I Drink

[INTRO: ]D A7 D A7 D A7 D D A7 D He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke G D We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes G D G We all said man what happened to you, why can't you just have a few D A7 D He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't [Refrão] D F#7 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink G D Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine D A7 I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse D F#7 G D Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there ain't no in-between D A7 D 'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop [Refrão] D F#7 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink G D And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine D A7 I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse D F#7 G D Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between D A7 D 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah D F#7 G D A7 Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about D F#7 Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen G D Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine D A7 D G The more I drink, the more I drink D A7 Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink OUTRO: D A7 D