The Local District Show

Intro: G [Verso 1] G G Rams and jams, bulls and biscuits G D G Crafts and cattle, sheep and shortbread G C G Brought before the stewards gaze Bm Em Stock and produce, craft displays C D G Its a day when people have a go C D G Its the local district show [Verso 2] G Akubras, moleskins, ties and tinnies G D G Trade and pleasure, booze and business G C G All the experts round the bar Bm Em Will tell you where the best sheep are C D G From Mumblebone or Old Ashrose C D G Youll find a man who knows [Refrão] D7 Once a year from all around C G They all converge on the showground D7 Some just look, some compete Em For some its just a chance to meet C D G The kids'll walk you off your feet C D C D G But everyonell go to the local district show [Verso 3] G Dagwood dogs, chips and children G D G Sideshow alley, shams and shooting G C G Red-nosed blokes, a shabby prize Bm Em Kiosk girl with hard, dark eyes C D G Tomorrow theyll be on the go C D G Its just another show [Refrão] D7 Once a year from all around C G They all converge on the showground D7 Some just look, some compete Em For some its just a chance to meet C D G The kids'll walk you off your feet C D C D G But everyonell go to the local district show [Verso 4] G Sprays and presses, dips and demos G D G Score a bargain, says the sales rep G C G A brand new tank to fit your need Bm Em Special deals on wire or feed C D G Theyll tell you its all priced to go C D G Only at the show [Refrão] D7 Once a year from all around C G They all converge on the showground D7 Some just look, some compete Em For some its just a chance to meet C D G The kids'll walk you off your feet C D C D G But everyonell go to the local district show [Verso 5] G Sale at 3, bids and buyers G D G Spotters scan hold the hammer! G C G The Auctioneer he spits and roars Bm Em For a 25 these rams are yours! C D G Bids fly quickly to and fro C D G When they auction at the show [Refrão] D7 Once a year from all around C G They all converge on the showground D7 Some just look, some compete Em For some its just a chance to meet C D G The kids'll walk you off your feet C D C D G But everyonell go to the local district show