The Hospital Song

F/G G play 4x F/G Nobody sends me birthday cards G Nobody brings me flowers F/G I'm just here for operations G I've been out for hours C F G When I come too I'll wet my bed C F G `Cos when I get mad I sink so low Am7 G7/B As matron knows G C Am I get off on what you give me, darling Am/G G C Am I get off on what you give to me Am/G G C Am Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling Am/G G F C I get off on what you give to me C F F/E And when I go to that seedy ward F/D F/C Up in the sky F/D F/C You'll be waiting F/D F/C F/D F With a hypodermic needle Eb And a graph Ab Bb Ab Bb Bb7 Ab Bb Ab Bb Bb7 Ab Bb Ab Bb Here comes the dark Bb7 (I'm grateful for my anaesthetic) Ab Bb Ab Bb Out goes the spark Bb7 (Delirious and apathetic) C F G When I come to I'll wet my bed C And when I get well F G Am7 G7/B I'll take revenge I'll wreak my wrath G On all blood donors And their sisters G7/A Visiting time and flowers G When sister brings that bedpan round G7/A I'll piss like April showers Am Am/G G C Am I get off on what you give me, darling Am/G G C Am I get off on what you give to me Am/G G C Am Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling Am/G G F C I get off on what you give to me Am Am/G G C Am I get off on what you give me, darling Am/G G C Am I get off on what you give to me Am/G G C Am Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling Am/G G F C I get off on what you give to me C7 And when I go F Ebmaj7 I'll die of plaster casting love