The Hearse Song

Intro: Am F Am E (2x) Verse Am Dont ever laugh F As a hearse goes by Am E For you may be the next to die Am They wrap you up F In a big white sheet Am E From your head down to your feet Am F They put you in a big black box Am E And cover you up with dirt and rocks Am And all goes well F For about a week Am E And then your coffin begins to leak Am F And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out Am E The worms play pinochle on your snout Am Am They eat your eyes, they eat your noes F E They eat the jelly between your toes [Refrão]F Am A big green worm with rolling eyes E Am Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes F Am Your stomach turns a slimy green E Am And puss comes out like whipping cream F Am You spread it on a slice of bread E Am And that's what you eat when you’re dead Verse Am F And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in Am E The worms that crawl in are lean and thin Am F The ones that crawl out are fat and stout Am E Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out F E Your brain comes tumbling down your snout Am F And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out Am E They crawl all over your dirty snout Am F Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out Am E Your brain turns to sauerkraut [Refrão]F Am They invite their friends, and their friends too E Am They all come down to chew on you F Am E Am And this is what it is to die; i hope you had a nice goodbye Verse Am F Did you ever think as a hearse goes by Am E That you may be the next to die Am F And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay Am E Am And that is the end of a perfect... day