The Golden Rule

Intro: Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Am D Am D Strophe 1: Gm7 I wouldn't be glad wouldn't be sad-I wouldn't be good if I knew what I could Am D - Am D And I hate to go - But I must you know Gm7 Duty calls - -Niagara Falls - See it go down - As it falls on the ground Am D Am A# And gets up again At the count of ten - I would like everyone here to repeat after me G#m7 Something of which I know nothing about Gm D Gm D Namely that which I will tell you - (That which I will tell you) Strophe 2: Gm7 I'm going to school breaking a rule -I'm going around in a pityful frown Am D - Am D 'Coz I didn't pass (came) - Bottom of the class (Oh! what a shame) Gm7 Teacher was mad -So was me dad -Took off his belt -And without any help Am D Am A# Really hit me hard - Where I'd stuck a card - Thick I may be but a fool I am certainly not - G#m7 Always remember the golden rule Gm D Gm D When in no doubt get a car out - And while you're there how about... Bridge: Fm7 Fetching me one of those pneumatic drills A#m Boy! I really love the sound that they make Fm7 E So good for the pains and aches of life in general - Don't be such a miser Eb At the most a fiver's all you pay Zwsp: Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Am D Am D |Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Am D Am D dudiduiduiduidudd duiduid duidui dudiuidu du A# Many's the time - I have wondered about what it is G#m7 I want you all to repeat after me Gm D Gm D Something I know you know I know - (Something I know you know I know) Strophe 3: Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 I wouldn't behold wouldn't be cold - I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Am D - Am D Dear old mum and dad - And the fun they had Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Early one night - Dad put out the light - Got hold of me mum - Said he wanted a son Am D - Am And as you can see - The result was me A# Somebody told me once money does not grow on trees G#m7 Well if that's true then how do you explain Gm D Gm D Apples oranges and lemons - Not forgetting melons Outro: Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Am D Am D no nonon on o nonon on o nonon on o Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Gm7 Am D Am D dudidu dudidu du dudidudidudi