The Dog Song

D G D I'd much rather have frog in my throat then a porcipine A D G stuck to my face I'd much rather have a bug in my D A D ear then a dog makin' love to my leg A girl asks you home to meet Mommy and Daddy she say's A she thinks that youre nice but there's trouble ahead and you'll wish you were dead if you don't take this friendly D advice D A D A Don't pet the dog don't pet him whatever you do 'cause A7 he aint been fixed and he knows some tricks that will sure D A D D7 make a fool out of you don't pet the dog he gets it G A confused with romance just leave him alone or the next D thing you know he'll be asking your ankle to dance G D you say it's o.k. try to push him away whats's his A D G name does he sit up and beg you try to be cool but D E A you look like a fool with a dog makin' love to your leg D A D Don't pet the dog he'll boo-boo all over your A shoes 'cause he aint been fixed and he knows some A7 D tricks that will sure make a fool out of you D A D D7 G don't pet the dog he gets it confused with romance A just leave him alone or the next thing you know D he'll be asking your ankle to dance D A D don't pet the dog