The Blowjob Machine

[Verso 1] C F I may not be Thomas Edison, C F I may not even be a doctor of medicine, F C F C F C G But I have an invention that without pretention will surely change mankind F C F C F C F C F C G It'll help you if youre in a bind, doesn't matter if youre ugly or fat or smelly or dumb or blind [Refrão] C A7 F G Why it's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine C Step right up sir, yes, just stick your willy in there, flip the lever and presto! C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine [Verso 2] G F C Albert Einstein, Tesla, Fowler (?) even old Da Vinci G Have wrestled with creativity F C only never to succeed C A7 F G C but mankinds hope will rest its quest at last on account of me [Refrão] C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine [Ponte] C How did you invent this astonishment? C Well I got my creative juices flowin A7 Got an old vaccuum and stuck my toe in F Precisely adjusted the power of the suck G Drop my trowel (?) and holy fuck! [Refrão] C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine