The Ballad Of John Rocker

G John Rocker, your proctologist called, C They just found your head D You've been awarded the Golden Rubber Glove, G For that stupid crap you said You've got the loudest mouth in baseball, C Nobody could shut you up D So in New York, even in your street clothes, G You probably oughta wear a cup Chorus C John, your off your rocker G(quick strum) Better.. clean out that locker G D Or go out and throw about 22 perfect games C Son, you've clinched a spot Next to Marge Schotte G In the Dipshit Hall Of Fame G John Rocker, Detective Furhman called C He knows how you feel D And I bet you Congressman David Duke G Would probably help with your appeal Maybe you won't get suspended C Or have to pay that 20 grand D But if you can't close for the Braves right now, G You can start for the Ku Klux Klan Chorus C John, you're off your rocker G(quick strum) Thank God you don't play soccer G D Cause you'd probably get killed in a riot in the stands C G If you do an interview again, Ted said he's bringin' in D G A gay right handed pitcher from Japan.... (preferrably mute) Joe@countrytabs.com