The Bad Touch

-:Intro:- Bm D A E -:Verse 1:- Bm D Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought A E Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about Bm D So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts A E Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up Bm D You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds A E I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Bm D Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined A E To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now -:Chorus:- Bm D You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals A E So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now Bm D You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals A E So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Getting horny now Bm D A E -:Verse 2:- Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time you'll lovett just like lyle And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files -:Chorus:- Do it now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin horny now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin horny now