The Ass And The Hole

Cap II Fret This (G) modern (C) age we (G) live in It's (C) hard to figure out Is any(G)body (C) out there (G) talkin Has a (D) clue what they're (G) talking a(D)bout There's (G) twisted trends and psychic friends and (C) tabloid UFOs The wisest man with the (G) best laid plans might (D) still say (D7) I don't (G) know What do (D) you think? I say well.... They (C) must not be that different The (D) ass and the (C) hole in the (G) ground (C) They often are mis(G)taken for (D) each other I have found Oh and (C) life rewards the (G) ones who try un(D)til they got it (Em) down The (C) difference be(G)tween (D) the ass and the (D7) hole in the (G) ground (G) Politics and OJ, Every(C)body's heard e(G)nough (C) But no amount of (G) talking can change a (C) mind that's been made (D) up We got (G) Presidential pillow talk, they (C) know just what to (G) say (C) Whatever side you're on, one thing's for (D) certain either (G) way They (C) must not be that different The (D) ass and the (C) hole in the (G) ground (C) They often are mis(G)taken for (D) each other I have found Oh and (C) life rewards the (G) ones who try un(D)til they got it (Em) down The (C) difference be(G)tween (D) the ass and the (D7) hole in the (G) ground In the (F#) morning paper, in the (B) evening news It (F#) seems so easy to (B) tell When the (E) Lord looks down on the (A) things we do He (G) might get angry and he might say (E) well They (D) must not be that (A) different Solo (D) Life rewards the (A) ones who try un(E)til they got it (F#m) down The (D) difference be(A)tween the (E) ass the hole, (D) (A) Yeah their (E) ass and a (D) hole (A) The (E) ass and the hole in the (A) ground