Thats Your Cousin

Capo 4 Intro: D G E A Verse D G I'm from a little country town where the sky is blue A D Friday nights around here ain't a whole lot to do G So I went and called up sweet Becky Lou A A/E Said, " How'd you like to go for a drive?" D G I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks A D Lit a cozy fire for a little romance G I sang her a song and she reached for my hand A A/E When daddy busted outta the woods, he said [Refrão] D G Stop it right there, hands in the air A D We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know G Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks A A/E Tryin' to find you and dang that was close D G Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed A D But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you G You might not wanna go swimmin' in the same gene pool A D G A D Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin D G I turned a- round to look at Becky and she looked at me A D We broke the law of attraction almost instantly G Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green A A/E And she gave me my coat back D G So we packed it in but the night was young A D She said, "If you don't mind, I'd still like to have fun G There's a show called 'Deliverance' on re-run A A/E Down at the cinema" [Refrão] D G Stop it right there, hands in the air A D We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know G Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks A A/E Tryin' to find you and dang that was close D G Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed A D But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you G You might not wanna go swimmin' in the same gene pool A G Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin Instrumental: D G D G D A [Refrão] D G Stop it right there, hands in the air A D We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know G Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks A A/E Tryin' to find you and dang that was close D G Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed A D But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you G We need a little seperation in the our gene pool A G D G A D Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin Outro D G Well, I ran into Becky just the other day A D At the new online inter- net café G A D She was lookin' for a man from the Ukraine --- on e- Harmony