Texas Underground

Intro: C/G One Sunday morning I was sleeping on the sofa G7 Had me a crazy dream I met the Devil in broad daylight C/G Just outta Abilene He took me down a hole where the lost souls go F Looked around and what did I see? C A7 But millionaires and prickly pears D7 G C G This is what he said to me [Refrão] C G7 F C Welcome to Texas underground G7 F C We got a barbecue all year 'round C/B Am F Smoking little band with a country sound D7 G We like to have a little fun C G7 F C So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat G7 F C Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that C/B Am F Dance with the lady in the Stetson hat G Welcome to Texas, son C/G Well, he took me over to Hell's rodeo G7 Hopping in his hob-nail boots A hundred and nine cowpunchers in a line C/G Widow-makers waiting in the chutes The rodeo clown had a scorpion's tail F Appeared in a puff of smoke C A7 Armadillo ears and horns like a steer D7 G C G These are the words he spoke [Refrão] C G7 F C Welcome to Texas underground G7 F C We got a barbecue all year 'round C/B Am F Smoking little band with a country sound D7 G Mister, they're the real McCoy C G7 F C So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat G7 F C Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that C/B Am F Dance with the lady in the Stetson hat G Welcome to Texas, boy Instrumental: C/G G7 C/G F C A7 D7 G C G C/G In a little while they opened up the gate G7 And who do you think walked in? It was the prettiest lady that I ever did see C/G Wearing nothing but a grin They gave her a vest and a red satin dress F Matching boots and silver spurs C A7 She walked by and she looked me in the eye D7 G C G This is what I said to her [Refrão] C G7 F C Welcome to Texas underground G7 F C We got a barbecue all year 'round C/B Am F Smoking little band with a country sound D7 G Ready for an all night jam C G7 F C So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat G7 F C Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that C/B Am F Dance with the feller in the Stetson hat G Welcome to Texas, ma'am C/G Down come a shipment of used-car salesmen G7 Smiling like rattle snakes Every politician in the whole damn country C/G Claiming there was some mistake Lawyers and thieves and state police F And gentlemen of the press C A7 Cons and flunkies, slackers, junkies D7 G C G Agents of the I.R.S. [Refrão] C G7 F C Welcome to Texas underground G7 F C We got a barbecue all year 'round C/B Am F Plenty of country singers around D7 G Bound to have ourselves a ball C G7 F C So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat G7 F C Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that C/B Am F Dance with the Devil in a Stetson hat G Welcome to Texas, y'all C C/B Am F Hey, dance with the Devil in a Stetson hat D7 G C Welcome to Texas, y'all