Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

Intro: D C G A D D G D She said I?m goin out with my girlfriends A D For margarita?s at the Holiday Inn D G D Oh have mercy my only thought Bm A D Was Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off D G D I told her put an extra layer on A D I know what happens when she drinks Patron G D Her closets missin half the things she bought Bm A D Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Chorus: G D She?ll start by kickin out of her shoes A D Lose an earring in her drink G D Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Em A Drop a contact down the sink D G D Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long A D If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on G D She might come home in a table cloth Bm A D Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Instrumental: G D Bm A D D G D She can handle any champagne brunch A D A Bridal shower with Bacardi punch G D Jello shooters full of Smirnoff Bm A D But Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Chorus: G D She?ll start by kickin out of her shoes A D Lose an earring in her drink G D Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Em A Drop a contact down the sink D G D She don?t mean nothin she?s just havin fun A D Tomorrow she?ll say oh what have I done G D Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Bm A D Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Bm A D Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Bm A D D C G A D Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off....