Teenage Culture

F#m A My teacher always told me I should get some rest D I gotta be a prodigy for that Monday morning test F#m A But I said , good luck, you better wish me the best N.C. Just before I dozed off and went back to bed F#m A See I be munching on the biscuits at the back of the room C# D Whilst Johnny on ket and Jed on shrooms F#m A And then there Katie all ketted, Kiera doing balloons C# D I see the lads they sticking stuff up their nose at noon F#m A It the teenage culture Pain is pimples acupuncture C# D Bleeding lips and numbness ulcers And misleading infrastructure F#m A Got your paperclips and pingers And your SoundCloud rapper singers C# D Filter papers riz and ringers Adolescence and beginners F#m A How we can sleep, see the morning sun C# D With our small talk til our days are done F#m A Tried to hibernate when we tried to run C# D Up again for the morning sun F#m A Bedtime blues with your Biff and Chip C# D Got your brandy breath and your liquor lips F#m A So speech is slurred after just one sip C# D Bedtime blues with your Biff and Chip N.C. It time for Monday morning games, guess we must abide N.C. No composure on the pitch it just a 5 a side N.C. But the goalie pretty shit and ball to hand collide N.C. It the hand of God, the ref just let it slide F#m A Now miss is bribing us with stickers Oh, could she get any thicker? C# D But with liquor we consider Not the 10-year-olds in kickers F#m A How we wanted to be older That what we always told her C# D So, chin up fallen solider We just trying to stay sober F#m A It the teenage culture Pain is pimples acupuncture C# D Bleeding lips and numbness ulcers And misleading infrastructure F#m A Got your paperclips and pingers And your SoundCloud rapper singers C# D Filter papers riz and ringers Adolescence and beginnerss F#m A How we can sleep, see the morning sun C# D With our small talk til our days are done F#m A Tried to hibernate when we tried to run C# D Up again for the morning sun F#m A Bedtime blues with your Biff and Chip C# D Got your brandy breath and your liquor lips F#m A So speech is slurred after just one sip C# D Bedtime blues with your Biff and Chip F#m A It time for independent reading got my Biff and Chip C# D I swapped the water for whiskey bout to take a sip F#m A So then my teacher takes a look and tells me a grip C# D But now the class is looking boring Miss, in a bit F#m A She said back to your seat I let your parents know C# D So, I put on a little limp , I hurt my toe F#m A She says then, to the nurse then you better go C# D I not heading for the nurse Now that was quite a show F#m A It the teenage culture Pain is pimples acupuncture C# D Bleeding lips and numbness ulcers And misleading infrastructure F#m A Got your paperclips and pingers And your SoundCloud rapper singers C# D Filter papers riz and ringers Adolescence and beginners F#m A How we can sleep, see the morning sun C# D With our small talk til our days are done F#m A Tried to hibernate when we tried to run C# D Up again for the morning sun F#m A Bedtime blues with your Biff and Chip C# D Got your brandy breath and your liquor lips F#m A So speech is slurred after just one sip N.C. Bedtime blues with your Biff and Chip