Teddy Picker

Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste [Verse] A F# Despair to the point till they provoke A F# The punchline before they have told the joke A F# The sheer desperation to be seen A F# Staring at the television screen A F# Despair to the point where they provoke A F# You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke A F# Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist A F# It wasn't in the top 100 list F E And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over, F E D# He told ya, that you were gagging for it A F# She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed A F# The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means A F# Another variation on a theme A F# A tangle on the television and the magazine A F# D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? A F# D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? A F# That says "we are defenders A F# A F# G# Of any poseur or professional pretender around" F E When did your list replace the twist and turn? Am Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern F E D C B A And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers Save it for the morning after [Solo] A F# A F# A F# A F# A E F# A F# [Verse] F E And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over, F E D# He told ya, that you were gagging for it F Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker E Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Am Already thick and you're getting thicker F Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker E Not quick enough can I have it quicker? D# Already thick and you're getting thicker A F# Asuming that all things are equal, A F# A E Who'd want to be men of the people F# D# When there's people like you?