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|<----Bar 1---->| |<---Bar 2--->| Intro: Bb / F / C / F7 / Bb / C / F C F |_| Am E A When I was young and having fun and climing every tree Am D G (whistle) I filled my head with Ice Cream and my heart with Sandra Dee Am E A And then one day while I's at play I heard my Daddy sigh D G C He chewed his pipe and kicked the cat and looked me in the eye - he said: Chorus: F7 F7 Bb F7 Keep neat, stay clean, your harmony likes to be seen F7 Fdim Bb C F Go West, get laid, and never join the fire brigade Bb C F [play line 1 & 2 twice then] No no no, never join the Fire Brigade [Intro] Am E A In '68 while meditating on the cosmic bond Am D G I met a mystic Guru who waved the Wonderous Wand Am E A I said "Oh Mighty Master, won't you tell me what you see?" D G C He stuck a tulip up his nose and said these words to me - he said: [Chorus] [Solo over chorus] [Intro] Am E A So when you're glum and overcome and trouble's on your back Am D G When fate has pricked your bubble and your silver cloud turned black Am E A To bite your shoe or drink hot glue will never bring you glee D G C (slow arpegiate) So just before you hit the floor, just say this after me: [chorus several times] Brian Prothrow is a British stage actor who made one delightful album of funny, sing-along songs that reflect his vaudeville roots. A rare treasure. - another ace 70s tab from Dave Turner & Tim Willett