Stronger Beer

D/A x00232 * - strum once [Intro] | D/F# G | Asus4 A | D | Dsus4 D | | D/F# G | Asus4 A | D | Dsus4 D | A | [Verse] D G We eat Smarties, you eat M&M's D A Asus4 A You think all our money looks pretend Bm G Ya we got Bryan Adams, but hey you got Bruce Springsteen D A D A We can drink in bars when we're just nineteen D G You got Brad Pitt, we got Keanu Reeves (woah) D A Asus4 A But we got the best lake fishing you best believe Bm G Ya you make fun of us cause we spell colour with a "U" D A D Dsus4 D You think you're all that mister red white and blue [Chorus] G A Asus4 A D D/F# We say "Eh", you say "Ya'll", yeah we both got pro football G A Bm Except we got bigger balls and a longer field (And one less down) G A D D/C# D/B We say "zed" you say "zee", sure we watch all your TV D/A G Em D You got stronger army down there, but man up here G A D A Em D G A D We got stronger beer [Verse] D G You got Dunkin' Donuts, well we got Timmy's D A Asus4 A We got more land but bro, you got more cities Bm G You sure love the NFL, MLB, and the NBA D A D But to the great white north hockey is the only game [Chorus] G A Asus4 A D D/F# We say "Eh", you say "Ya'll", yeah we both got pro football G A Bm Except we got bigger balls and a longer field (And one less down) G A D D/C# D/B We say "zed" you say "zee", sure we watch all your TV D/A G Em D You got stronger army down there, but man up here G A D We got stronger beer [Bridge] Bm* A* So here's to you my southern neighbour, all kiddin' aside Em A It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk, but for you it takes nine [Solo] | D | A | G | G | | D | A | G | G | [Chorus] G A Asus4 A D D/F# We say "Eh", you say "Ya'll", yeah we both got pro football G A Bm Except we got bigger balls and a longer field (And one less down) G A D D/C# D/B We say "zed" you say "zee", sure we watch all your TV D/A G Em D You got stronger army down there, but man up here G A D A Em D We got stronger beer G A D Yeah we got stronger beer! Em D G A D Whoa, we got stronger beer! (Ya we do baby)