Straight Down The Middle

Intro D Fore! Verse One D C Straight down the middle it went straight down the middle A Ab A D Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit that's when my caddie lost sight of it F Gb G That little white pellet has never been found to this day D C But it went straight down the middle like they say Verse Two D C Whack down the fairway it went smack down the fairway A Ab A D Then it started to slice just a smidge offline it headed for two then it bounced off nine F Gb G My caddie said as long as you're still in the state you're OK D C Yes it went straight down the middle quite a way Verse Three F Ab The sun was never brighter the greens were never greener D Ab And I was never keener to play D C I heard it ping down the middle it went zing down the middle A Ab A D Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom there's always the lies in the locker room F Gb G And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say D C That it went straight down the middle today Short break D C Verse Four A Ab A D Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom though they charge it for listening in the locker room F Gb G And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say D Ab A That it went straight down the middle where it wound up is a riddle D C C G C But it went straight down the middle far awsy